Part 45 – Hope Springs Eternal

“Because of lack of moral principle, human life becomes worthless. Moral principle, truthfulness, is a key factor. If we lose that, then there is no future”(Dalia Lama)

One Day of Spring

Signs of Spring

A wakeful night led to oversleeping.  The tedious round of Monday chores and blog-posting done, I dashed to the co-op as a nasty curtain of fine rain careened down the valley.  The amount of traffic still noticeable, I wondered who was actually sticking to the rules?

Ministers repeated warnings of tougher measures without saying what.  The public urged to keep exercise local, Boris cycled 7 miles to the Olympic park – was that local?  Told not to stop and chat on walks or have picnics, The Cock couldn’t say if drinking coffee was allowed.  On Newsnight, an ex-health minister pleaded for a cessation of the coffee culture which encouraged longer walks and clustering round cafes.  Sage bod Prof. Stephen Reicher suggested halting non-essential building work in residential properties.

Paperwork and butties became big Brexit issues. Bewilderment abounded that not being in the single market resulted in more bureaucracy.  Daily Mail gammons were incensed by scenes of Dutch border officers confiscating a trucker’s sandwich, quipping: “Welcome to the Brexit.”  It beggared belief that the idiots who voted for it were up in arms at the consequences!

Twee Figurine

Tuesday, I rose woozy with a scratchy throat, but not feeling ill, I persisted with exercise and housework.  The day a dry and bright interlude, we went for a walk, via the bakers for portable sustenance.  I stood in a warm patch of sun while Phil queued.  Already past lunchtime, I would have eaten on the spot if the square weren’t so busy.   A hard climb took us to the beautiful wooded road last visited in autumn, then down a squelchy path to the Working Man’s Club.

Among taped-up picnic tables, 2 rough benches stood several metres apart.  A pair of men picnicked on one, we sat to wolf down the comestibles on the other.  After discussing options, we crossed the oddly frozen small bridge.  With no ice elsewhere, a fellow walker commented on the noticeably icier feeling.  On the narrow road, we dodged motorists and runners to peer through fencing at the demolished dye works and eyed fat sheep looking fit to burst.  Taking the riverside path for the last stretch, early catkins heralded spring and a twee figurine of a shepherd bizarrely nestled in a tree stump.  Nearer town, people buzzed around old worksheds: “it must be essential art, ha, ha!”

We came across our walking friends.  “We’re not talking to you, cos it’s illegal” I Joked.   “We’ve just had a picnic,” she confessed.  “So have we,” I whispered conspiratorially, “well, a pasty.”  We had a laugh at the ludicrous rules on being able to buy coffee all over the place but not eat al fresco and being allowed to exercise but not recreate.  “So don’t be enjoying your walks from now on!”  I asked her how things were at work.  “Okay. I’ve got a week off and planned a walk every day but the weather forecast is crap.”  “Yeah, arctic conditions are set to return.  But we won’t be meeting up will we?”   Back home, it felt like we’d had a proper walk which was good, but it didn’t help my night-time sleep.  (For a fuller description of the walk, see Cool Places.i)

Up to November 2020, the UK had 85,000 more excess deaths than the previous 5 year average, the most since WWII.  Taking population growth and ‘age-standardised mortality’ into account, the rate remained the highest since 2008.  Chris Hopkins told the commons H&SC committee that the virus peak wouldn’t come until February as those currently dying were infected before December.  Supermarkets got stricter on mask-wearing while a new treatment for Covid patients, Interferon Beta, was trialled at Hull Royal Infirmary and Joan Bakewell sued the government over the delay in getting her second Pfizer dose.  28 UK regions weren’t receiving mail as posties were off sick or self-isolating while families got food parcels instead of vouchers.

Marcus Rashford joined the complaints and photo shares showing the shocking quality.  Unsurprisingly, they were distributed by Chartwells, part of The Compass Group, the largest food conglomerate on the globe.  CEO Dom Blakemore was a major Conservative Party donor – more money for rich tory chums!

Foul outdoors as predicted Wednesday, we stayed in.  I was hoovering when the very early Ocado driver arrived, saying some deliveries were cancelled because of icy roads.  Badly packed in the carriers (annoyingly not taken back again), I could hardly lift some of them and reported a couple of damaged items.  As I unpacked, sticky stuff irksomely adhered to my clothes.  Phil came down to help and started larking about.  I got more annoyed, declared I needed a break, and stormed off.  I calmed down with a coffee and we both settled to work in the living room.  Phil spotted a heron on the small mill roof.  The phone pictures I took through the window were beyond crap.  Top wildlife photographer strikes again!  During my siesta, I was unable to rest.  The pattern repeated that night, I looked out the window.  Myriad lights shone from houses across the valley – what were they doing at that time of night?  The pitter patter of rain eventually lulled me to sleep.

Although Covid-19 cases fell to 15,000, a new daily record of 1,564 deaths occurred.  Temporary mortuaries grew, the latest in Ruislip set to open at the end of the week.  Prof. Van Dam fulfilled his promise, immunising old folk at the Nottingham hub and furloughed EasyJet staff were ‘fast-tracked’ to help out.  The Sturgeon used the old ‘spirit of the law’ mantra to announce tighter controls in Scotland around drinking outdoors, click ‘n’ collect and working at home.  Closing a so-called ’stay at home loophole’, Scots leaving the house for an essential reason couldn’t do anything else while out.  Did it mean they couldn’t take a photo on a walk or stop to look at sheep?   Another new variant, similar to the Kent Virus but unconnected, was identified in Brazil.  Yvette Coop quizzed Boris on current measures to stop it entering the UK.  Answer:  negative testing.  The next day, a travel ban was announced for South America, Panama, Cabo Verde and Portugal, except for hauliers and ex-pats who had to self-isolate for 10 days.   At PMQs, Keir reminded everyone: “He (the PM) told us…there was no need for ‘endless lockdowns’ and no need to change the rules about Christmas mixing…since the last PMQs, 17,000 people have died of Covid, 60,000 have been admitted to hospital and there have been over 1m new cases.”  On round the clock jabs, The Bumbler promised 24 hour vaccinations as soon as supplies allowed.  He admitted the food parcels were terrible.  The Salesman said the voucher system would return next week, as would testing for primary school staff while parents were encouraged to test their kids.  He had ‘no intention’ of closing nurseries (watch this space!)  Ahead of an Ofqual consultation, imminent BTEC written exams were scrapped and externally-set tests for GCSE and A levels to augment teacher assessments, were muted.

Snowflakes and Sociopaths

Weak Sun

The rain turned to snow in the early hours of Thursday, falling all day with varying degrees of stickiness.  I managed a few exercises and changed the bedding before submitting to the sinus lurgy and getting back into bed.  Phil brought the Laptop up so I could work on the journal but I mainly dossed.

A PHE study showed immunity from coronavirus after 5 months but evidence it could still be transmitted.  Oldham council immunised the homeless.  Dr. Chauhan canvassed the government for the strategy to be a national priority.  Nasty Patel got the rules wrong for the second time in a week.  Previously saying outdoor recreation was allowed, she now incorrectly said you could only exercise alone.  Fish rotted due to what Useless George called Brexit ‘teething issues’.  Scottish fishers demanded compo.  In the commons, Rees-Moggy told SNP MP Tommy Sheppard: “the government is tackling the issue and the key thing is we’ve got our fish back. They’re now British fish…better and happier fish for it.”  What a moron!

Merlina the queen raven, missing from the Tower of London since before Christmas, was feared dead after likely foraging due to a lack of bread-bearing tourists.  If 2 more flew off, the kingdom would fall but Ravenmaster Chris Scaife assured us there was a spare.  Snow slowed jabbing of the elderly on a day of snow madness.  Leeds students were berated for having a mass snowball fight on Woodhouse Moor, a stream of cars navigated the tricky sloping bend opposite, Halifax buses skidded, traffic jammed on a treacherous Sutton Bank and a 3 mph car chase ended in the slowest crash ever when a codger with a frozen windscreen ran into a traffic cone.  The utterly selfish and inconsiderate behaviour beggared belief in the perilous conditions, unless essential and risked diverting over-stretched emergency services.  Subsequent arrests involved people from different households driving over the Pennines for take-away fried chicken and snow-viewing.

The weak Friday sun struggled behind blankets of freezing fog, blazed bright for a few hours then picturesquely peaked through trees mid-afternoon.  Still bed-ridden and unable to enjoy the outdoors, I took slightly more successful window photos and wrote ‘Midwinter Spring’ for ‘Cool Places’.  Yet another daft Microsoft update required re-starting the laptop.  At least it didn’t take all day like the last one.  Phil succeeded in getting salad items from the co-op but I became light-headed waiting for him to bring lunch and would have fallen down if I weren’t already supine.  In the evening, I  dossed on the sofa to binge-watch 3 episodes of Britannia II– an irresistible mix of historical fact and utter nonsense!  We also discussed virus fears.  Worried by the current situation, Phil assured me the vaccine would save us.  But how many would refuse it, for a plethora of spurious reasons?  I optimistically cited posts by Vegan Friend, saying it was for the greater good, notwithstanding the irony of protesting against Pfizer for animal testing!

Boris briefed us on the end of travel corridors from 4.00 a.m. Monday.  Norwegian Air scrapped long-haul flights from Gatwick, only flying across Norway and to key European destinations – nowt to do with Brexit!  WHO scientists arrived in Wuhan to investigate the start of the outbreak.  2 of the 13 stayed in Singapore after testing positive, the rest in quarantine for a fortnight.  A day after Debenhams announced the closure of 6 outlets including the flagship Oxford Street store, Whitbread confirmed 1,5000 jobs had gone and Primark were set to lose 1bn in profits.  The Torygraph was forced to publish a correction to a ‘misleading column’ written by right-wing sociopath Toby Young in July, saying the common cold provided immunity to Covid-19.  His latest tweet whinged about being attacked in London for his anti-lockdown stance.  Phil said: “They’re always snowflakes those types.  If they were more like Alan B’stard I might have some respect for them.”*

Remaining poorly over the weekend, I wrote and sketched.  Phil ventured out in Saturday’s melting snow for fresh air and exercise, reporting the town centre less busy but people coffee-cupping in a cave under the nearby climbing rocks!  In the evening, I had an alarming nosebleed.  A regular feature of my sinusitis, this one didn’t stop for ages.  We concurred it was due to using those awful steroid nasal sprays in the past.  Sunday night, I hardly slept at all.  Traffic could still be heard at 3.00 a.m., headlamps like searchlights penetrating the curtains.  Yet again, I wondered what the f**k was going on!

India used Covishield and Covaxin in the world’s largest ‘inoculation drive’.  The LA death rate rose to 8 per minute.  Biden promised 100m ‘shots in the arm’ in 100 days and 12,000 a day by next week, in ‘operation warp speed’.  Covid jabs in the UK hit 3.8m, averaging 140 per 60 seconds, but there was a hospital admission every 30 seconds.  Phil Spector died in prison.  Officially of natural causes, he’d reportedly had Covid for 4 weeks.

Sociopath anti-lockdowner Lord Sumpter appeared on The Big Questions.  He told cancer podcaster Deborah James her life was ‘worth less’ than others.  At least he got challenged by a disabled person calling him out for eugenics which made a change.  The themes of snowflakes and sociopaths continued into the following week…

*Note – Alan B’stard was the main character in the satire ‘The New Statesman’ played by the legendary Rik Mayall.

References:

i. My Cool Places blog: https://hepdenerose.wordpress.com/

ii. My haigas: https://wordpress.com/posts/mondaymorninghaiga.wordpress.com

Haiga – Dying Light ii

Part 44 – It Ain’t Over ‘Til It’s Over

“Sorry losers and haters but my IQ is one of the highest – and you all know it!  Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault” (Donald Trump)

Lockdown Mark 3

Haiga – Primary

Early 2021, I considered giving up on the journal but with so much going on, felt compelled to continue.  After all, ‘it ain’t over ‘til it’s over’…

Woozy Monday due to lack of sleep, I made a big effort to rise.  We laughed along with Vernon Kay on Jeremey Vine as Carol Brexit banged on about the same old garbage of the virus only killing ill people.  There was controversy over when to take Christmas decor down.  Both brought up to do it on the Epiphany when the 3 wise men came, we used to move the figurines into the crib, then pack it up.  Others said they should be removed before midnight on 6th January to ward off bad luck.  We declared that a load of nonsense, believing in tradition, not superstition.  A woman called in to say her parents left them until well after twelfth night last year.  They poo-pooed her assertion it was bad luck: “And then look what happened!”  That slayed us.  “It’s good to have someone to blame!”  I later discovered from English Heritage that in Medieval times, people kept them until Candlemas on 2nd February.  It made sense brightening the dark January days, but leaving it ‘til Easter was just ludicrous, particularly with cream eggs already on the shelves.

I posted blogs and as the skies looked threatening, we got rid of piles of recycling in case more snow arrived.  Very icy near the bins, Phil had a hard time not slipping.  The site resembling a midden, he tried to clear the nastiness up but the task proved futile.  In the afternoon, I did some yoga then actually slept briefly which was nice.  Meanwhile, Phil went to the co-op, returning without salad items: “nowt to do with Brexit.”  Big Sis had messaged a few days ago and finally feeling up to calling as promised, we started safely agreeing on the Brexit mess.  As she suddenly jumped to the old ‘they have all our info, including our DNA’ conspiracy stuff, I managed to steer the conversation back to common ground.

Brian Pinker was the first UK resident to get the Oxford jab. Prof Powis said it was a ‘turning point’ and echoed my prediction that things would improve by spring/early summer.  The variant was now known worldwide as the Kent Virus.  Cases rose, with the highest rates in the North West, especially Liverpool and Cumbria.  Wales and Scotland were in total lockdown until at least the end of January, and the NI Executive toughened measures.  At 8.00 p.m. Boris announced England was at ‘alert level 5’ and entering a third national lockdown.  Similar to the first one, it entailed staying at home, only leaving to shop for essentials, for exercise, medical reasons, to escape domestic abuse, or for work if we had to.  The clinically vulnerable were told to shield again, social bubbles remained in place, nurseries stayed open but schools and colleges shut.  Having claimed they were low risk only the previous day, The Bumbler now said schools were ‘major vectors’ of the virus.  He promised eligible kids would get free school meals and the distribution of more devices to support remote learning.  Exams were scrapped with alternatives to be arranged.  Possibly lasting into March, we were urged to follow the rules immediately before they became law on Wednesday when MPs re-convened to vote.  He promised we were in “the last phase of the struggle” and the top 4 priority groups would be vaccinated by the end of February, requiring an unprecedented 2 million jabs a week.  A tall order for a government that consistently over-promised and under-delivered!

Failing to mention any additional support for business, Rishi rushed out plans the next morning.  £4.6 billion would be available, including grants of £9k for retail, hospitality and leisure and £594m for councils to support local business via a discretionary fund.  He ignored suggestions to provide furlough to parents forced to stay at home with school kids and increasing SSP to encourage the infected to self-isolate. 

Panic-buying and virtual queues returned immediately and Online grocers’ websites crashed.  Thank goodness I placed that Ocado order at the weekend!

Tuesday, I got rid of Christmas cards and greenery. I also tried to clear up the midden but was defeated by mounds of inflexible cardboard and polystyrene – who was responsible?  During my siesta, I used earplugs to block out sounds of shouting from outside.  Although generally quieter after the start of lockdown mark 3, someone was having a loud socially-distanced conversation, making it impossible to settle.

About to play guitar early evening, Keir came on telly with a formal statement.  Previously saying “the figures are very stark” and there was “nothing missing from the package”, he now said serious questions remained on why The Bumbler hadn’t acted sooner, why the testing system still wasn’t working, why there was so little time to plan for school closures, and why the delay in offering business support?  He promised Labour would support the new lockdown: “… whatever our quarrels.. we need to come together… the virus is out of control… at this darkest of moments we need a new national effort…”  but vowed to: “(challenge) the government where they are getting it wrong… (they must) use the lockdown to establish a massive vaccination programme… we need a new contract… the country stays at home, the government delivers the vaccine… “  I wasn’t keen on his idea of ‘round the clock’ vaccinations; no way would I be able to get to a jab centre at silly o’clock in the morning!  And what about the staff?  On Newsnight, Lockdown Sceptic Toby Young conceded he was wrong to say a second wave wasn’t on the way.  But still stuck to his sociopathic herd immunity beliefs, citing the stupid Barrington declaration and Prof Guppy Fish.  What a wanker!

Loser Trump planned to fly to Scotland and play golf on 19th January, thus avoiding Biden’s inauguration on the 20th.  Sturgeon warned he was not allowed as golf wasn’t essential.  Phil said: “she can’t stop him. He’ll still be a sovereign entity.”  Or would he?…

Anarchy in the USA

Insurrection at The Capitol

Cold, frosty but sunny Wednesday, a walk would have been good but it took most of the day to deal with Christmas trees.  Phil carried the larger one out all by himself. “ Smashed it!” we laughed.  The hoovering made my back ache so I switched to sedentary activities. Annoyed at being charged loads for utilities, I searched the British Gas website for a lower tariff to discover I couldn’t get one unless I had an electric car!  Phil popped to the shop just before dusk, alarmed that the pavements were already refrozen. 

On a QT special, simpleton Nads Zahawi, minister for the vaccination programme (god help us!) said they needed the community and independent sectors to work with the NHS on vaccine delivery. Pharmacists so far excluded, meetings were promised next week.  As they’d announced 7 new regional hubs, I asked why none were in Yorkshire; even more of an issue as only elderly people within 45 minutes’ drive would be invited.  What a daft strategy!

MPs went to parliament for a day.  The Salesman told them teacher assessments would be used in place of  exams or terrible algorithms.  With BTEC exams due next week, they weren’t included.  In a meeting with revolting tories before the vote on Lockdown #3, Boris seemed surprised it would be law until the end of March (just before Easter) and promised a review every 2 weeks.  “He hasn’t read it!” exclaimed Phil.  As 1.3k Met officers were off sick or isolating, other forces sought permission to break down doors and arrest people.  European news actually reported by the BBC for once, there were issues of goods entering NI and the Moderna vaccine was approved by the EU; not applicable on Brexit island of course.

Over In the states, 1 in 5 citizens of Los Angeles were infected, someone died every 15 minutes and ambulances were disgustingly instructed to not pick up people with little chance of recovery.

Following Loser Trump’s attempts to find extra votes and get Pence to illegally declare ballots invalid, the Georgia re-run confirmed a Democrat majority.  He told his supporters to go to the Capitol Building, which they obediently did, using violence to gain entry, seize inauguration stands, and defile the interior.  4 acolytes died, one of gunshot the others of heart attacks.  Amid questions about security, in stark contrast to the response to BLM protests in the summer, a cop became the fifth fatality due to injuries sustained.

The next day, Biden was finally confirmed as the next president.  Still intending to miss the inauguration, The Loser tweeted:  ‘Even though I totally disagree with the outcome of the election, and the facts bear me out, nevertheless there will be an orderly transition on January 20.’  Democrats called for him to be removed from office on the grounds of mental incapacity and incitement to insurrection.  Having ended the lives of more death row prisoners than any other president in history, it was a shame the maximum penalty was 10 years if convicted.  Clearly saying words written for him, he later decried the Capitol besiegers.  Some halfwit commented on a picture posted on twitter labelled ‘Via Getty’, that the subject should be arrested.  Which grandson would that be?

Here We Are Again!

Shed of Pathos

Wintry conditions persisted for the rest of the week.  Thursday, we were distracted by watching people moving out of the house below.  “I wonder who our next sim pets will be?”  Ha, ha!  Togged up, I stole myself for a chilly trip to the market.  Actually 2 degrees above freezing, and no ice on the pavements, I felt overdressed.  In a quiet town centre, only 4 cars occupied the carpark, allowing me to spot what resembled a pixie door in the side wall of the tearooms, previously unnoticed.  The stall outside the pub in the square, rammed with people imbibing mulled wine the previous week, now looked forsaken.  The fish van hadn’t made the weekly trip but the toiletries stall was well-stocked which was a relief amidst reports of bog roll shortages.  While serving me, the jolly veg man precariously placed his lit fag on the edge of the stall, next to a pack of lighters.  “Watch that!” I implored.  “Don’t worry, I’m an expert at burning stuff down.” “That’s reassuring.”  I remembered to repay him for a faux pas long ago, when I inadvertently took an extra bunch of spring onions.  “I’ve been losing sleep over that 50p,” he joked.  That evening, we watched The Limehouse Golem on telly. The first time I’d seen it sober; I was struck by its creepiness.  Dan Leno’s catchphrase: ‘here we are again!’ seemed particularly poignant right now.

The Cock Cocked-up at a GP surgery to laud delivery of the Oxford vaccine which didn’t turn up.  Jon Ashworth said it was like the ‘Thick of It’.  The weekly clap apparently returned, as ‘clap for heroes’.  “Who are they then?” Asked Phil. “Anyone you like.”  No applause was heard in these parts.

Friday, I re-worked my submission plan in line with the reduced 4 issues of Valley Life magazine planned for 2021, reflecting it would be easier selecting one extract per season.  The trip to the co-op definitely required the bear coat.  Despite alleged shortages and stockpiling, I fulfilled the list.  In the afternoon, I wrote up small walks from the previous week to post on ‘Cool Places’i

The R rate rose to 1-1.4.  Nationally, there were 1,325 deaths from coronavirus, the worst daily total ever.  A major incident was declared in London where 1 in 30 were infected compared to 1 in 50 nationally.  The Excel Nightingale hospital would re-open for non-Covid patients.  It was reported that 1.5m older people had received a jab so far while the Moderna vaccination was approved.  The government ordered an extra 17m doses but it wouldn’t be available until spring, no doubt because the EU got in first.  Hauliers going to France were advised to get tested before crossing into Kent.  Grant Shatts said negative tests would be required within 72 hours of in-bound travel to the UK.  The plan put back until 18th January because the guidance hadn’t been published, Yvette Cooper called it “truly shocking.”  Plod idiocy returned with the old park bench conundrum. The over-zealous Derbyshire force were up to their old tricks, fining 2 women who’d driven 5 miles to have a walk.  An appeal was unsurprisingly successful.  Here we are again!

Saturday, a weak sun obscured by fog, soon disappeared altogether.  Horrid dressing in the arctic conditions, I asked Phil to do my long-overdue haircut dry.  He said it would be different but I thought it was pretty good.  The rest of the day, I worked on blogs and created an arty alphabet made up of letters from signs photographed on the recent canal walk.  It started to shape up well but q, x, and z were missing. With cases still rising and hospitals at breaking point, top medics pleaded for tougher restrictions and Boris was more worried than ever.  Apart from the daft government ads, it wasn’t clear what else he would do.  Reduce the ridiculously long list of keyworkers?  Stop their kids attending classes?  Close schools altogether? Shut nurseries?  Reduce permitted exercise to once a week?  As Twitter shut Trump’s account, Phil asked: “has anyone copied it?  There were some classics.”  “What, like covfefe?”  He later found an hilarious example (see top).

Numbered Pole

On a dingy, drizzly Sunday, I braved the mix of mist and fine rain which Phil called ‘fizzle’, to go and find the missing letters for my arty alphabet.

Walking down our street, I found 2 out of 3, plus most numbers.  I ventured slightly further and succeeded in getting a complete set.

When you looked, they were everywhere: on lampposts, telegraph poles, walls, parking meters, and of course signs.

Coming back, I found a DVD in the freebie box then ran the last stretch.  Good to get some fresh air and exercise, I reflected on the restrictions saying we could go outdoors once a day for exercise but not for recreation.  Did that mean we could walk/run/cycle, as long as we didn’t enjoy it?  I had several responses ready if challenged: “it’s for me mental health, innit?; I is an essential photographer; I am journaling the pandemic and contributing to a research project”.  Alphabet complete, I manipulated letters in Photoshop for future use and wrote a haiku.ii

Over the weekend, Leeds got trounced by Crawley Town in the FA cup 3rd round.  To be fair, they looked like they weren’t even trying, suggesting they’d rather concentrate on staying in the top flight.  Pundits advised the suspension of all matches.  “Yeah, but they don’t mind getting paid to chat shit about the footie they think shouldn’t be played!”

References:

i. My Cool Places blog: https://hepdenerose.wordpress.com/

ii. My haigas: https://wordpress.com/posts/mondaymorninghaiga.wordpress.com