Part 53 – What A Waste

“(The PAC report) underlies the epic amounts of waste and incompetence…”  (Rachel Reeves)

A Waste of Resources

Haiga – Lost and Found i

On top of the tiring weekend, being woken very early by pile drivers on the waste-ground for the second Monday running didn’t help.  5 days of severe fatigue ensued.  I stayed in bed and worked on the laptop while Phil shopped for essentials.  The only reports to mark International Women’s Day I saw concerned modified traffic lights in London and new blue plaques in Bradford.  To mark the first step on the exit roadmap, I wanted to contact my walking friend for ’coffee on a bench’ but wasn’t up to it.  Children’s minister Vicky Ford gave mixed messages on whether or not it was mandatory for returning school pupils to wear masks and get PCR tests if rapid ones proved positive.  Even as an anti-royalist, I found assertions made in the Oprah Winfrey ‘Megxit interview’ shocking, true or not.  Extensive media coverage encompassed fears it would harm the UK’s reputation.  More than cutting aid to Yemen?  Polls suggested a nation divided, the queen issued a short statement and Piers Morgan melodramatically resigned from morning telly.  Cutting off her family after snaring a prince, The Meg’s dad said she could see him whenever she liked.  Half-sister Sam claimed she had narcissistic personality disorder and Harry suffered from Stockholm Syndrome – good call!  Interestingly, amid alleged questions about the skin colour of their offspring, no one mentioned Harry’s former racist behaviour (e.g., wearing a Nazi uniform), or that he resembled James Hewitt with his ginger hair.  Was it time for a DNA test?

Letters inviting us to have vaccines arrived.  Logging onto the NHS booking site on Tuesday, the most accessible hub appeared to be Bradford.  Avoiding weekend train travel, our first jabs would be in a couple of weeks.  Phil complained it was ages away.  Annoyed there were no centres in our borough, our GP practice sent text invites the following week for places nearer home.  Taking up the offer, it seemed ludicrous this wasn’t done concurrently. What a waste of resources!

Nightingale hospitals were to shut, except in London and Sunderland where they would offer vaccines.  A local councillor called for an enquiry into why the Harrogate site had never been used.  Valance and Witless went to the S&T committee to warn of ‘significant risks’ at each step out of lockdown and a possible surge from late summer onwards.  They urged the government not to ‘concertina’ the 5-week intervals.  “All the modelling suggests there is going to be a further surge and that will find the people who either have not been vaccinated or where the vaccine has not worked … things can turn bad if you don’t keep a very, very close eye on it.”  Pieces of the meteorite landed on a drive in Wincham, Gloucestershire.  The 1.46bn year old carbonaceous chondrite was taken to the natural history museum and locals asked to keep their eyes peeled for more.

I stayed in bed Wednesday, worked on the journal and watched PMQs.  Phil gone awhile on errands, he’d also had a run and came across a photography friend in our age group.  Although sceptical, she was booked in for inoculation.  Earplugs only partially dampened the sound of the continuous canal works at siesta time, but I had a few decent night-time sleeps mid-week. Latest tests found the Pfizer vaccine effective against the Brazilian P1 strain.  NHS CE Simon Stevens confirmed to the health and social care committee that the 2019 budget included a 2.1% NHS pay rise.  At PMQs, Keir queried the ’real terms’ pay cut when there were 40,000 nursing and 10,000 doctor vacancies, to be answered with a claim that Keir voted against the NHS funding act 2020, which was impossible as there was no vote.  Boris failed to correct the record thus breaking the ministerial code and should have resigned.

Newsnight recalled Boris misleading parliament 3 weeks running, most significantly regarding wasteful crony PPE contracts.  In an indirect dig at the EU, The Bumbler said he was “proud to support COVAX”, the UK hadn’t blocked exports and he opposed ‘vaccine nationalism’.  He also backed Matt Cock who said TIT did an ‘amazing job’.  This in turn was a response to the public accounts committee (PAC) finding that TIT made no ‘measurable difference’ to the spread of the pandemic.  They called for justification of the ‘staggering investment’ and said released data demonstrated compliance was low, didn’t clearly show the time lag between ‘cough and contact’ or the ‘overall effectiveness of the programme’. They also found it ‘overly reliant’ on pricey consultants, contractors and temps.  Shadow Minister Reeves said: “(the report) underlies the epic amounts of waste and incompetence…cash splashed on crony contracts, all while ministers insist our NHS heroes deserve nothing more than a clap and a pay cut.”

Pascale Robinson of We Own It appeared on Sky News, saying TIT failings resembled ‘groundhog day’ and it was time to ‘kick out’ private companies running a wasteful parallel system with no experience and put the money into scaling up local health teams, for whom this type of work was ‘bread and butter’.  They also wanted lighthouse labs to be integrated within the NHS and more money for self-isolation.

After Lord Frost defended the ‘grace period’ decision, Newsnight debate involved claims from Sammy Wilson, DUP, that NI had the most policed border in Europe and it was legitimate to act unilaterally, due to the economic and social damage the rules inflicted (in line with article 16).  The Irish government rep disagreed: “unilateral action is never the solution.”  Asked if going to court was, he said that’s how it worked under the agreement.  Touché!

A Waste of Time

Jackdaw – Blue Eyes (by Phil Openshaw)

Thursday, Morning Live featured the tradeswomen’s register, instigated by Stopcocks plumbing, who provided us with sterling service when we first bought our house.  Good to see them still going strong!  Phil changed the bed while I bathed.  I emerged from the bathroom to find blankets annoyingly in a heap and the hoover blocking the door.  Calming down with coffee, I wrote ‘Birthday Ellipse’ for Cool Places ii. A slow laptop indicated an imminent update.  I switched it off and attempted a bit of cleaning, before collapsing back on the bed.

A year since the WHO declared a global pandemic, we were reminded that Madrid came to play Liverpool FC at Anfield, still seen as the possible cause of high rates in Merseyside.  Research found the Kent variant twice as deadly as the original strain and the Manaus mutant ‘a threat to humanity’.  Look North reported rates in Yorkshire still stubbornly high, likely because more people had no choice but to work.  Health unions and the TUC announced a slow evening clap in support of NHS workers, to be repeated on 1st April when the paltry 1% pay rise kicked in.  On QT, Victor Adebowale of the NHS Federation and Labour MP Steve Reed agreed staff ‘sweated blood and tears’ only to be rewarded with broken promises while billions was wasted on crony contracts. Tory Mims Davies lauded the ‘miracle of the vaccine programme’.  Yeah, a miracle they actually got something right!  Let’s hope the sterling efforts weren’t a complete waste of time!

A week after she went missing, the search for Sarah Everard found human remains in woods near Ashford and a male cop was arrested in Deal, Kent.  Reclaim These Streets planned a ‘Covid-secure’ vigil on Saturday at Clapham Common bandstand.  In the commons, Jess Philips recited names of 118 women and girls murdered by men over the past year.  Debate ensued on why women had to spend their lives being careful.  What about a curfew for men instead?

Slightly better on Friday, I remained in bed, taking far too long tidying up the journal entry.  Mind you, I did waste time sorting folders and looking up how to insert fractions with limited success.

The R rate down to 0.6-0.8, infections were ‘levelling off’ in Scotland and NI.  Dropping more in England and Wales, medics warned of signs it may rise again in the South East and South West.  New rules in Wales and Scotland meant different activities allowed in each.  In Scotland, up to 4 people could meet outside, groups of 15 could do outdoor non-contact sports and travel restrictions were eased so kids could go to sports clubs.  Confused, Phil declared: “I’m off to Glasgow to play basketball.”  In reality, he went to the co-op.

GSK’s antiviral VIR-7831 was found to reduce severe illness and death by 85% – so effective, trials stopped early.  2 Britons reportedly contracted another new variant from Antigua.  Brazil fatalities hit a record 2,000 in a day amidst a second wave caused by the P1 variant.  Even Bolsonaro seemed to take it seriously, approving a bill to make buying vaccines easier and wearing a mask, after saying it was just flu for a year!  Exports to EU down more than 2/3 in January, Suren Thiru of the British Chambers of Commerce said it was “an ominous indication of the damage being done to post-Brexit trade with the EU by the current border disruption.”

In the evening, we watched films, drank too much wine and stayed up too late.

A Waste of Life

Sarah Everard

Saturday started bright but cold with sharp showers later.  In spite of the wine, I was less fatigued and managed the day out of bed.  Posting a photo for Big Sis’ birthday, I saw a report on her Facebook wall about a German court finding lockdown against human rights.  Tempted to respond, anxiety levels rose so I didn’t.  Phil cut and dyed my hair (long overdue)   I then made a mess in the bathroom rinsing the dye off.  Phil wanted to take photos of our corvid residents to add to his current series of bird portraits (see ‘Jackdaw’ above) but rather late by the time we had lunch, he settled for popping to the shop.  Not drinking too much alcohol, I  hoped for a better sleep but struggled with indigestion until 3.30 a.m.

Tired and with a stiff shoulder Sunday morning, I was in a bad mood while Phil appeared jolly.  I made a big effort to get up and spent ages on the journal even though I thought it was finished.  Nipping out with a pile of recycling, I got spooked by a neighbour coming up the steps with her dog just as I opened the door.  “Sorry, you started me!”  “That’s alright, he scared me too,” she mystifyingly replied.

24m adults now had at least 1 jab.  Away from the plague, the main news concerned Sarah Everard. Officially-cancelled, vigils still went ahead.  A mask-less Princess Kate was among those seen to lay flowers and light candles at Clapham Common.  Peaceful for several hours, a typically heavy-handed Met piled in, leading to scuffles and arrests.  Nasty Patel demanded a report then an investigation and Khan said he’d been ‘in contact’ with Dick!  The Met Chief rebuffed calls to resign.  Other gatherings across the country attracted no such intervention. It beggared belief that the Met had refused a legal event.  On The Marr, Tory Victoria Atkins called it “terribly upsetting” and Jess Phillips said they “got it wrong at every single turn…There are a million ways that could have been organised, but the police put their foot down before they put their boot in…”  Tory MP Caroline Nokes (chair of the Women and Equalities Select Committee) said it was “badly misjudged” and Victims Commissioner Dame Vera Baird QC called circling of the bandstand “quasi military.”  Subsequent demos in Parliament Square ensued.

Vigil Violence

The alleged murderer, Wayne Couzens (an officer in the diplomatic corps)* appeared in court with visible head injuries incurred while in custody.  Wondering how the body was found and he traced so quickly, Phil said he probably had a tracker on a diplomatic car. Not a fan of the police, I acknowledged they didn’t usually go round randomly murdering people in the streets. He had obviously gone loco – why wasn’t that picked up in psycho tests?

Having said which, a report obtained by The Observer a week later demonstrated a catalogue of sexual abuse within the force. The incident deeply affected me and countless others, judging by social media threads. It was incredulous how the onus was on women to protect themselves from misogynist attacks but a lot of men still didn’t get it! Some defensively pointed out not all males were predatory and could be victims too, failing to recognise that women weren’t saying all men were murderers but the sad truth was that 97% of murderers were men.

Still achy and troubled at bedtime, a fluffy bath had minimal relaxing effects.  Plagued by anxiety, I used the meditation soundtrack which eventually sent me to sleep but I felt unrested at the start of the new week.

*Parliamentary Diplomatic and Protection Command

References:

i. My haigas: https://wordpress.com/posts/mondaymorninghaiga.wordpress.com

ii. My Cool Places blog: https://hepdenerose.wordpress.com/

Part 52 – Balancing Act

“Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine. I’m begging of you please don’t hesitate. Vaccine, vaccine, vaccine, vaccine. Because once you’re dead then it’s a bit too late” (Dolly Parton)

A Game of Percentages

Haiga – Force of Nature i

My sleep was disturbed Monday morning by a racket emanating from waste ground near the canal.  The workmen barely discernible beneath cold, grey fog, it seemed the recent spring-like feel was a blip.  Phil made porridge.  It subsequently took half an hour to wash up.  Recovering with coffee, I posted blogs and worked on the next chapter of the journal.  Unable to rest in the afternoon, I considered if random birthday gifts stashed under the bed were adequate.  Inadequate exercise and repose prompted me to do some late yoga, as recommended by the latest research suggesting light to moderate activity an hour before bedtime.  It definitely helped with relaxation and kip.

Hospital admissions for Covid among the over 80’s fell by 80%.  The PA news agency reported falling infection rates across the 4 UK nations although by less in England.  Boris insisted we had “one of the toughest border regimes anywhere in the world.”  Keir disagreed: “(we hadn’t) secured our borders in the way we should have…it demonstrates the slowness of the government to close off even the major routes…(and) unwillingness to confront the fact that the virus doesn’t travel by direct flights.”  Yvette Coop added: “These cases…arrived a month after the Brazil variant was first identified and we were raising with the government the need for stronger action.”  Large queues at Heathrow made me wonder: ‘if it’s like this with travel restrictions, what will it be like in May when holidays are allowed?’  While the EU discussed a ‘digital green passport’, the DoT wanted a common approach.  The Restaurant Group were ‘burning through’ £5.5m per month but ‘strong trading’ for take-away deliveries hiked share prices.  Northern-based restaurant chain Tomahawk Steakhouse asked workers to loan them 10% of their furlough monies.  Was that even legal?  GMB regional sec Neil Derrick said: “It’s never been easier or cheaper for businesses to borrow money…but (they) want it for free and they have solved their cash flow problem by giving a cash flow problem to their staff.”  A week later, Tomahawk gave the dosh back.  Derrick maintained that wouldn’t have happened without attention being brought to the matter.

In the first public sighting since her house arrest, Ang San Suu Kyi appeared in a Myanmar court via video link to have 2 more trumped up charges added to those already levied.  Meanwhile, a meteor was seen whizzing over Barnsley and landed somewhere in Gloucestershire.

Although more rested on Tuesday, I suffered achiness and a sore throat.  Ignoring it, I submitted my article to Valley Life Magazineii and worked on the journal before going to the co-op.  A sizeable shop proved rather stressful with screeching kids and dithering hikers impeding the aisles.  One hit me with his bag as he reached into an adjacent cold cabinet – accidentally on purpose?  I took a deep breath and contained my annoyance.  Cowbag staffed the only open till but we exchanged pleasantries rather than bickering.  Back home, I hid perishable treats and instructed Phil not to nosy around in the kitchen.  He’d cleaned the cooker and floor while I was out which was nice, especially as he’d had an awful day work-wise and had to reset the internet.  Powerless to help, I made sympathetic noises.  The Marcella double-bill finale annoyingly split by ITV news, meant forgoing pre-bed yoga and I awoke several times during an odd night.

UK deaths from the virus halved every day and decreased by 25% in the past week- the lowest since January.  As the P1 variant mystery search was narrowed to 379 households in South East England, studies revealed 25%- 61% of Manaus residents were susceptible to re-infection.  Sharon Peacock, Cog-UK, said it was now found in 25 countries but couldn’t speculate on how it would ‘pan out’ and focus was still on the prevalent Kent Virus.  PHE real-world data on the effectiveness of the AZ and Pfizer vaccines showed they provided 60% protection in the over 70’s with 80% less hospitalisations in the over 80’s.  Andrew Pollard of Ox Vax proclaimed it ‘stunning’ and a wake-up call for Europe: “it shows how critical it is to improve public confidence across the continent about the vaccines.”

Rishi Rich reportedly worked 24/7, spoke to the queen and made his own promotional video in the budget run-up.  Previews included a public sector debt of £2.1 trillion and an extension of furlough to 30th September (but with larger employer contributions).  The CBI said it would “keep millions more in work and let businesses catch their breath as we carefully exit lockdown.”  Shadow Treasury Sec Bridget Phillipson countered: “announcing this the night before shows the focus on Rishi Sunak getting his moment in the sun rather than protecting jobs and livelihoods.”  Jon Ashworth tweeted ‘The ego has landed’.

Weighing Things Up

Rishi’s Balancing Act (Cartoon by Guy Venables)

Wednesday morning, I adapted an Australian chocolate fruit cake recipe for Phil’s birthday.  With all the measuring and weighing it took a full hour to get it in the oven.  While it was baking, we watched events in parliament.  On the anniversary of the government publishing a 27-page document insisting the UK was ‘well prepared’ for the pandemic, only to announce lockdown 3 weeks later, Keir started PMQs by asking why the UK sold arms to Saudi and slashed aid to Yemen by half.  In a tory backlash, Jeremy C**t called it ”incredibly disappointing,” and Andrew Mitchell said it was “a strategic mistake with deadly consequences.”  UN Sec Gen Guterres declared the cut a “death sentence” for hungry children amidst possibly the worst humanitarian crisis ever.

The budget presentation ensued.  Rishi dished it out with an additional £65bn for Covid measures, £150m for a community fund (to help locals buy their local), extension of furlough as expected and characteristically complicated help for the self-employed.  The UC uplift would stay for 6 months and the living wage increase to £8.91.  Apprenticeship employer incentives rose to £3,000 and new re-start grants for businesses came in April.  The business rate holiday would end in June, then be discounted by 60% to the end of the fiscal year.  Similarly, the 5% VAT rate would stay until September and then be 12.5% for the next 6 months.  Stamp duty changes were extended and big lenders confirmed they’d offer loans under the mortgage guarantee scheme.

Commitment to green growth included a ‘green bond’ and investment in offshore wind.  Regional growth plans involved more funding for devolved administrations, an infrastructure bank in Leeds, a northern ‘economic campus’ (i.e., Treasury office), and port infrastructure in Teesside and Humberside.  8 freeports with favourable tax and duty rates would be created: East Midlands airport, Felixstowe & Harwich, The Humber (Goole), Liverpool, Plymouth Solent, Thames, and Teesside (Redcar).

Good to see money spent on the north for once, there was a definite ‘blue wall’ bias.  Leeds was dismissed as the location of the Treasury office in favour of Darlington (near to Rishi’s Richmond patch), freeports weren’t evenly spread and of the £1bn new ‘town deal’ areas, 40 out of 45 had tory MPs.  Only 3 of the constituencies covered voted remain in the Brexit referendum.

Other schemes to boost productivity and growth included a retail savings bond, management training, visa reforms to attract scientific and tech migrants, and free digital training and new software discounts for SMEs.  The ambition to be a ‘scientific super-power’ was ‘not hubristic, but realistic’, he claimed, as demonstrated by the success of vaccine roll-out.  Was the extra £1.6 bn to continue this and to ‘improve future preparedness’ part of the £65bn?  What was the rest for?

Counting The Cost

Cute Animal Collage

Reeling off the biggest borrowing figures since WW2, the chancellor warned they’d continue to be high before falling, and Interest rates may not stay low.  Thus he planned to achieve ‘sustainable public finances’ and not borrow to pay for everyday spending but invest in capital projects.  Anticipated tax rises took the form of a freeze on personal tax thresholds in 2022 and a hike in corporation tax to 25% in 2023.  There would be a smaller profits rate of 19% for SMEs, tapers above £50,000 and a business tax ‘super-deduction’ for re-investment, to boost jobs and economic recovery.

He didn’t mention a card swipe limit rise to £100, and while there was no tax hike on fuel, beer or baccy, air passenger duty for long-haul flights would increase.  More significantly, he failed to draw attention to a lack of extra money for schools or a cut in NHS and social care funding.  Responding that it wasn’t a budget for ordinary people, Labour cited an ‘astonishing’ £30.1bn cut in day-to day DOHSC spending ‘buried in the small print’.  Keir said it papered “over the cracks” rather than rebuilding the economy and Rishi totally ignored public sector workers while indulging in social media gimmicks at tax-payers’ expense.  Disregarding a waiting list backlog, Ministers countered they’d put tons of money in during the pandemic.  Boris justified a derisory 1% pay increase for NHS staff by saying most carers worked in the private sector and were covered by the increase in the living wage – splutter!

Head spinning with arithmetic, I got stuck into cleaning.  In spite of mental and physical exhaustion, I had a terrible night.  Unable to settle, I wanted to try a BBC Headroom soundtrack but required to sign in, I had no chance of remembering the password at 1.40 a.m.  I used the meditation soundtrack, and fell in and out of broken sleep.  Phil also struggled and dreamt he went in a rocket.  Thankfully, it wasn’t the evil Musk’s Space X Starship 10 which hilariously blew up on landing later in the week!

In other news, Sturgeon told Scots she’d consider accelerating exit from lockdown, but criteria for moving down the levels would tighten from late April.  Builder Taylor Wimpey pledged £125m to replace dangerous cladding and conduct fire safety work on properties constructed within the last 20 years, including blocks under 59ft tall excluded from the government fund

Achy again on Thursday, I performed morning exercise before turning to writing.  Attempting to solve the ‘blue sandstone’ mystery from the last walk, I researched geological maps but they all cost money – bloody geologists!  I set off to spend a small fortune on Phil’s favourite meaty treats from the butchers, and a bit less on a last-minute gift from the chemist.  He was upstairs on my return so I could hide purchases unseen.  Deciding it was enough presents, I wrapped them before attempting a siesta, to be disturbed by a noisy generator on the waste-ground leaving me tired and stressed.  Phil said: “You don’t have to do all that stuff for my birthday.” “I know, but I feel I should, to make up for not going anywhere.”  He tittered.

An ONS survey suggested 48% of over 80’s who’d had a jab broke lockdown rules by meeting someone outside of their family or bubble.  The MHRA were given permission to fast-track vaccine approval to deal with mutants.  As France, Belgium, Italy and Germany approved AZ for the over 65’s, a German doctor offered Phil a spare via social media.  “Beware of drugs dished out on Facebook!”  Biden said there was enough vaccine for all American adults to be injected by May, and Dolly Parton sang to the tune of Jolene while having hers (see above).

On QT, business minister Kwasi Kwarteng more or less said ‘ never mind the mistakes, we have the vaccines’ and justified the dearth of public sector pay rises by saying the private sector was badly hit by the pandemic.  It would have been even worse if the carers and key workers hadn’t stepped up, you wanker!   Entrepreneur Theo Paphitis called Tit ‘appalling’ and Labour’s Lisa Nandy exclaimed “not learnt the lessons” a lot.

Barmy Birthday Cake

Friday, I went a bit mad decorating the cake.  The cooking chocolate failed to melt properly.  I turned it into lumpy frosting and hid the mess with a melange of crystallized ginger, nut flakes, chocolate bits and candles.  I checked the proof from Valley Life, wrote ‘turning seasons’ for Cool Places and got the co-op’s freezer deal for a birthday eve carb-fest.  Printing the card later, I’d completely forgotten about the cute animal collage I made weeks ago.  Railing against the cost of ink, I was irked the colours didn’t reproduce well in print.  We spent the evening watching the highly anticipated Deutschland ’89 and films, drinking Mateus and toasting Phil’s birthday.

The P1 mystery person was found in Croydon, thankfully in quarantine.  Nads Doris did a round of interviews to defend the 1% NHS pay rise, insisting it was all they could afford.  Unions up in arms, the GMB called it “dismissive and insulting,” Unison were balloting members on industrial action, and the RCN set up a £35m strike fund.  Cyprus and Portugal planned to welcome UK vaccinated vacationers by 1st May, but we weren’t allowed to go until at least the 17th.  40 days after Nasty Patel announced it, fliers were mandated to complete a ‘declaration of travel’.  From Monday, a costly £2,000 fine would ensue for failure to produce the document.

Paying The Price

Along the Sustrans Path

On the big day, I assembled Phil’s birthday gifts and treats and cooked a fat meaty brunch before the unwrapping.  He seemed to like the random selection!  His sister rang him for a chat.  As a teacher in Hull, she had worked throughout in a school never less than 50% full even in total lockdown.  An indication of the demography of the workforce, unsurprisingly leading to a much higher infection rate than the UK average.

Turning back to pleasant distractions, we decided on a walk.  With few options open to us without breaking the law, it was either that or coffee-cupping.  Luckily, appearance of the sun coincided with the mid-afternoon outing to his favourite wood.  Crossing at the traffic lights, we gave a cheery wave to a mate walking her dog, navigated the busy park, and went along the Sustrans path.  Low river waters revealed detritus and mysterious posts sticking out of sandy banks.  On a green bridge, pixie cups sprouted on mossy walls.  Near the farm, robins hopped between garden shrubs.  A man gardening commented on the number of small birds thereabouts.  A lovely grassy lane took us down to the old quarry, where a couple of boys rode mountain bikes.  I prodded an old bottle filled with green growth.  Thinking it could have art potential, I safely used a spare carrier to place it in my rucksack.  We rested at a small waterfall and enjoyed the calm rumble of water underfoot until a cloud of midges emerged!  Continuing through the unpeopled wood, we were serenaded by flocks of finches and yet more robins on the final stretch onto roadway.  Taking steps down to the canal, the lock bridge was crowded, requiring some dodging. (for a fuller description of the walk, see Cool Placesiii).

The barmy-looking cake was scrummy.  While out, I received several comments on the photo I’d posted on Facebook.  Referring to the candles, one friend said ‘I see Phil is 6’  ‘Err, 7 actually!’  Barely hungry, we forced ourselves to order an Indian take-away for dinner.  The deliverer rang to say he couldn’t find the house.  I stood on the doorstep and waved at a figure prowling the street.  He’d been looking for a number that didn’t exist.  On approach, he wore a mask on his chin.  Why bother if you took if off your face when you got to the customer’s house?  Not having dealt with a plague era take-away before, I considered the logistics.  I lay all the containers out on the kitchen table, removed the lids then washed my hands for serving, later cleansing the table and containers to put leftovers in the fridge.  Apart from cold bhajis, it tasted great but I wondered if it was worth the money now I could cook a decent curry myself.   Phil said it was, for the variety.  He had seconds but I could hardly move after 1 plateful! We drank cava and watched a DVD movie double-bill.  My Way mad because it’s true, Doomsday because it isn’t.  The Neil Marshall offering from 2008 wrongly predicted how people would act in the midst of a pandemic, lockdown and Brexit but his fictional plague was far more interesting than the real one!

On a cold, grey Sunday, we stayed in.  Feeling whacked, I apologised for being boring but tried to stay upbeat.  Writing and telly-watching was punctuated by eating yummy leftovers.  Despite severe fatigue, I struggled to sleep, doubtless due to the weekend’s excesses.  Night-time brightness didn’t help.  I peeked through the curtains at shiny white clouds, then used the meditation soundtrack to fall into a fractious sleep.

Vaccinations reached 22k.  As part of the over 55 age group, we’d be next.  Susan Hopkins, PHE said the UK was in for a ‘hard winter’ with surges in flu and ‘other respiratory pathogens’ because lack of a recent flu season reduced immunity.  But wouldn’t that slow the spread and reduce the risk of mutations, as they argued for Covid?  NHS workers claimed a higher pay offer was already ‘baked in’, held demos and threatened court action.  Boris still insisted 1% was all the government could afford (but it could change when the offer was considered by the NHS Pay Review Body).  As Europe warned of legal action, Lord Frost wrote in The Torygraph to tell them to stop sulking over the UK’s unilateral decision to extend the ‘grace period’ until October.  Using the EU rule put in place 30th January*, France and Italy churlishly blocked AZ exports to Australia.  A record 2.9m Americans were inoculated on Saturday making a total of 90m.   The Pope spent the weekend in Iraq and held a poignant Sunday mass among the ruins of Mosul.

* Vaccine export transparency mechanism; subsequently extended to the end of June 2021.

References:

i. My haigas: https://wordpress.com/posts/mondaymorninghaiga.wordpress.com

ii. Valley Life Magazine: http://valleylifemagazine.co.uk/

iii. My Cool Places blog: https://hepdenerose.wordpress.com/